to heck with that sez I I'll punch 'em all in the eye
trying to keep me down calling me a clown
they can't tell me what to do
they make a great big squawk with all their babbling talk
talking all that trash gives me a rash
they can't tell me what to do
who do they think they are I'll put 'em in a jar
they think their the boss I don't give a toss
don't they know who I am I’ll hit ‘em with a leg of lamb
the biggest cheese of all I'll make ’em squall
they can't tell me what to do

I drink whenever I please till I fall on my knees
I'll barf on their shoes ain't they heard the news
they can't tell me what to do
put a bag of poop on their porch then I'll light it with a torch
ring the doorbell watch ‘em stomp like hell
they can't tell me what to do
who do they think they are I’ll put a big scratch in their car
they think they got me on the run I’ll kick ‘em in the bun
they wanna put me in a box but I’m crazy like a fox
he who runs away will fight another day
they can't tell me what to do

who do they think they are I'll whack ‘em with a crowbar
they think that they’re the bomb well I’m gonna tell their mom
to heck with that sez I I'll punch 'em all in the eye
trying to keep me down calling me a clown
they can't tell me what to do
I'll barf on their shoes ain't they heard the news
they can't tell me what to do